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[ST] THE chain cleaning solution
- Subject: [ST] THE chain cleaning solution
- From: "Doug Bailey" <dougthe2wf@xxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 03 Oct 2004 01:44:32 -0400
After all this discussion on chain cleaning I have THE solution.
Step 1 - Obtain your cleaning rag
Step 2 - Obtain a bottle of your favorite whiskey or whatever your choice of
liquor. "Guinness is good for you" but it just isn't enough here.
Step3 - Apply a small amount of the "cleaner" to the rag
Step 4 - Apply a shot of the "cleaner" to yourself.
Step 5 - Put the bike up on the center stand
Step 6 - Have an accomplishment shot for getting the bike on the center
stand
Step 7 - Light the cigar, once you've got it well started set it in the
cigar holder, for those that don't know, it's the bike lifting handle
Step 8 - Hey you got the cigar lit, have a shot
Step um, 9? - Go over and turn on the radio to the classic rock station
Step um, 9? - Great Song! Have another shot
Step, stumble, um, whichever - Try to find nuetral, maybe find it, maybe not
Step again - have another shot, kick back and enjoy the rest of the
afternoon, who cares if the chain is clean by now, it's just going to get
dirty again, right?
Doug
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