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RE: First service - Now Sidestand
- Subject: RE: First service - Now Sidestand
- From: "Smith, Steven" <ssmith@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 9 Feb 2000 14:57:32 -0500
Howdy, Andrea.
Although a centerstand can be a drag (sic), it has utility beyond that of a
mere maintenance convenience. The next time you are on a high speed
motorway and a cager dogs your backside, use the centerstand to generate a
pyrotechnic display! By grinding it on pavement while traveling at speed
you can create a wonderful shower of sparks and dust. This will startle the
dim wit on your tail, causing him to back off in anticipation of your bike
exploding in flames. A little hooliganism goes a long way when defending
oneself against automobiles. Just a thought.
Crash (I've never actually done it myself, Your Honor)
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