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Subject: Driver Identification
>
>
>Quick Driver Identification
>1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO
>2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK
>3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes
of
>traffic: NEW JERSEY
>4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator:
>BOSTON
>5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
cradling
>cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES
>6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
terror:
>Ohioan, driving in CALIFORNIA
>7. Both hands in air gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned
to
>talk to someone in back seat: ITALY
>8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling
cell
>phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering
wheel
>while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE
>9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between
both
>feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing
McDonald's
>bag out the window: TEXAS
>10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window,
beer
>cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA
>11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above
windshield,
>driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
>FLORIDA
>
....author unknown <but probably rides a motorcycle>


Bill Cooper
00 Sprint ST <black>
76 Tiger <yellow/blk>

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